How Do I Always Miss This Shit?
Wherein Slut Machine and Moe from Jezebel say Offensive Things
The Editor of Jezebel “opens the floor for discussion.”
I just want to read about Delia*s. Maybe now is not the time to give up Fashionista…
Put War Powers Back Where They Belong
Well, let's see now, uh, time was you sent a boy off to war.
Shooting a man'd fix 'em right up. But there's not even any wars
no more, thank you very much, Warren Christopher! - Moe The Bartender
What Hayley Hates the Most
- Hayley: and it's all so earnest :)
- Hayley: and so much sincerity
ESPN - MLB Power Rankings - Major League Baseball
The Devil Rays are #1. Is up now down?
ESPN - Seven largest Vick creditors owed about $12.8 million
I actually feel sort of bad for him…
TV report predicts fall's winners, losers
How can they know this already?
Entertainment Weekly's Listicle of Lists
Seriously. It’s a list of pop-culture lists. It’s almost lamer than my blog.
'Zero' chance lottery tickets stun some players
The guy suing is a business professor. Ha.
“ Her father is famous but Malia Obama is like a lot of 10-year-olds: she sometimes finds him embarrassing. ”
Access Hollywood Gets the Real Dirt
Seriously, how cute would these girls be in the White House?
“ Why should we be using taxpayer dollars to have a person solely in charge of politics in the White House?” Waxman said in an interview. “Can you imagine the reaction if each member of Congress had a campaign person paid for with taxpayer dollars? ”
Waxman Considering Legislation to Elminate Rove-Type Positions Paid for By Public Dollars
“ And in a fund-raising appeal e-mailed on Monday, the Obama campaign manager, David Plouffe, said the campaign would choose 10 people who donate at least $5 before July 31 to attend the convention with guests. ”
Obama’s Campaign Shifts to a Bigger Stage for His Big Night
Shit, looks like Obama will get five more of my dollars.
“ Cue the reprise of that great Natasha Bedingfield song for the landing-in-love montage. ”
‘Bachelorette’ recap: DeAnna picks
“Soulmate” by Nat-Bed always reminds me of LC and Jason having their coffee meeting, right before he tells her he’s engaged to an 18 year old USC student. So, you know, the song reminds me of love.
“ I would like to be extremely catty and call out DeAnna on that hot mess of a metallic blue minidress she wore to that episode’s rose ceremony when she bid adieu to Jeremy; I swear one false move in that too-short skirt and we would have seen her star-spangled banner ”
Drew Barrymore & Justin Long Split
Bummer city.
Krumholtz Proposes To Actress Girlfriend In France
The guy from Numb-three-ers is engaged to a model? Something is wrong with the world…